Tuesday, 19 June 2012

My Dream

Piles, upon piles of the best animal ever.
Try to look at this without saying "Aww"

Sorry guys...

Sorry guys, I gotta study! Here's an armful of kittens to tide you over.

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Excuse the language.


The truth.


Connor's Hair

That's right folks!
Another update, about Connor's creepily perfect hair!

There is no way you do that in two minutes: NO FREAKING WAY!
Do you have like... insane hair glue? Is that how it works?

It looks so freaking soft, even after how much you should have fried it when you bleached the crap out of it.

What is this mischief?
A lack of dead ends, and I do say... I don't think the wind affects it at all. Craziness!

I am so freaking jealous, and then you have to go and say: "It only takes me two minutes!"

I scream lies!

There must be some lengthy process! Some crazy secret. Do you use unicorn blood or something?
If so: Where the hell did you find it?
Black market? Under the wizarding supplies section or something? 
Gimme a hint okay?
Its not fair, boy!
Share your secrets!
Think of it!
A world, where everyone has beautiful, manageable hair!

The perfect world. 




As Highschool Comes to an End- Reflecting

I have been waiting for this day for four long years now.
I have fought many battles, I have lost some, and won some.
Looking back, I have changed so much.

In grade 9, I was an awkward turtle, bundled up in layers upon layers of clothes that didn't fit me. Desperate to hide my body. I was terrified, I couldn't keep eye contact without feeling nervous, let alone holding up a conversation with a stranger.
By grade 10 I had become what my friends wanted me to become. I had become something I had absolutely despised. I was nothing more than some pathetic, immature, twit. With makeup caked on, and hair dyed anything but my natural colour.
Grade 11, yet again, there was a drastic change. I began to back away from the people I had grown to despise. I had a friend that made me feel okay about myself, and I lightened up the makeup. I compulsively cut my hair, and let the colour fade.
For the first time, in such a long time, while being around people I adored, I began to like myself. So I turned my back on those that hurt me, and I was free.
I figured out there was nothing wrong with me,  I'm kind of a cool kid, if I do say so myself.
In grade 12, my final transformation occurred because of the loss of someone I cared for. Eventually, I gave up. It got to the point, where I didn't want to like anyone, I didn't want to care and I didn't want to waste my time. I started working a lot, and became very detached from the people around me. I denied affection, and avoided situations that would involve feeling.
So in turn, people got mad. People walked away from me.
So here I am, sitting in a semi-comfortable chair.
Around some new people.

I can't wait for next year.
I'm finally free.

Friday, 4 May 2012

Winter is Coming

Not seriously...

Today, we speak of Game of Thrones.
George R.R. Martin's masterpiece of a series has been made into a television show, and is now part-way through season two.
Of course though, it is an HBO Series
For all of you fools out there who are unfamiliar with the works of HBO, the majority of them tend to show a lot of... well... boobs. Oh, and sex scenes, but boobs are way more common.

I have fallen in love with their choice of actors!
I mean who better to play Lord Eddard Stark, than Sean Bean?












He looks exactly the same as he did when he played Boromir, except aged a bit with a fluffier cloak.


 Joffrey, son of King Robert Baratheon  is so well done as well. Absolutely amazing, and such a brilliant actor... if I ever met Jack Gleeson (who plays Joffrey), I would probably not hesitate to punch him in the face.
He plays the child who is given way to much power, and is quite the little asshole at that!
Peter Dinklage plays the part of Tyrion Lannister (aka. The Imp). He is one of my absolute favourite characters, and Dinklage plays the part perfectly!
Uncle of Joffrey, he is a powerful speaker, and an intelligent man who stands apart from the rest of his nut-job, incest-filled family.

 Okay, so enough about the actors. To sum it up, all of the actors are freaking amazing.



I find the way to describe this show is quite simple... and is usually to be taken in a joking manner.
It came up in a conversation with my father. Due to all the nudity (mostly boobs), and semi-graphic sexual scenes, we have dubbed it "soft core porn... with a really, really good story line."
One scene,we also decided, may have been directed by a really hormonal teenage boy.
It was during a monologue by the character Petyr Baelish (played by Aidan Gillen),
someone decided that the best possible thing to be going on in the room, and the main focus (besides his voice of course), was a lesbian sex scene. It was two prostitutes going at it in the brothel (which owned by Baelish).


I'm sure some might take offense to this, and not want to watch it, but I swear, it is one of the best shows ever made.
However if you would prefer not to see constant boobs on the screen, I highly recommend reading the books instead.
It is honestly one of the best series I have come across.