Thursday, 16 February 2012

Alpaca- Spawn of Demons

Have you ever been so terrified of something?
It haunts your nightmares, causing you to lose precious hours of sleep, and drives you to the brink of insanity?
It may be something like spiders, insects, sharks, cannibals, monsters, killers- the list goes on.
I have a fear (unbelievable, I know), just like the rest of you . A fear that causes sleepless nights, and leaves me shaking in the morning.
These quiet beasts, believed to be tame- I see their true intentions. I see the devious minds behind those dark eyes, the plotting creatures ready to make a move.
Alpaca- Spawn of Demons
 I know some of you may snicker, laugh at me. If only you saw what I saw- Just look at it! Those big, beady eyes, quite alike to Colonel Sanders. The enlarged cranium, I know something is hiding there, allowing them to plot.
They are mischievous, pretending to be no more than a curly haired four-legged 'tame' beast.
They seem so innocent, and then you turn around and you're entire sweater vest is gone!
WHAT-HO?
But they just keep watching you with that vacant expression.
If they could laugh... I believe it would resemble the noise emitted by a toad when it is being held upside down by its little toady- legs.
Awful.
There isn't much more to say... but these things... they have been slinking through my nightmares since  I was 7.
Just look at it... and tell me how you feel.

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