My Cat

To all of you out there that have met the ruler of my household, I have something to say to you.
My.
Cat.
Is.
Not.
Fat.
Exclamation Point.

Whiskers, ruler of the world, is a 15 year old cat. So yes, his metabolism is slowing down slightly, and sometimes it may give him the appearance of flub and flab, but it is all an illusion!
He is a long haired feline, and as his royal highness as aged, he has also become more lord- like.
He no longer needs to jump when his servants are around, for he can have us lift him to the height which he prefers so that he can save his energy for various activities.

And you say he's waddling? His little legs can't handle him?
Preposterous!
 Have you never seen insane cat-swagger before?

He is the king of the jungle we call my residence!

As for you children out there that believe that he is 'heavy', and whine and groan as you pick him up, I know a reason for that.
You are weak!
Gain some muscle! Then come talk to me!